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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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Iris ser. Longipetalae is a series of the genus Iris, in Iris subg. Limniris.
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